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Sink back into your favorite chair with whiskey in hand, a candle burning bright, and your dogs at your feet. Journey into secret lands few will ever see. Kill for love, seek gold below jagged cliffs and receive a call from a being out in distant space. Twisted Mind is a book full of artistic cartoons and creative stories, most of them true. At eight years old I realized my mind was not healthy. I kept this secret most of my life fearing I would have to take drugs or live in a straight jacket if I ever mentioned it. Although there were some hard times I believe being "off" might have helped my creativity. I don't suffer from mental illness anymore.. I rather enjoy it. Excerpt fr ...

If you can drive better in reverse than most people drive forward. If after buying a new bigger truck you decide that now you can buy a new bigger trailer... and the cycle keeps repeating! If you buy things you will never need simply because they are collapsible. and hundreds more! Just like the back half of the Walmart parking lot this book is made just for RVers. A collection of some of the funniest RV jokes ever put in to print you will now have an even better excuse to spend more time on the commode! You might be a RVer If... roughing it is only water and electric. a toad is not an amphibian. you know what a "dump" really is. going out for drinks means sitting under the ...

"Zesty Stories: Jungle Tales of Cretinism" is number one in our series of Cheapskate Chapbooks, and features snippets dedicated to the subjects of race, slavery and cretinism as it is found in contemporary Western societies. Our Cheapskate Chapbooks Series is a slimline collection of edited favorites in a lightweight, unchallenging format specially designed for today's aliterate intellectual. You have more important things to spend your money on than improving the mind and spirit, and we here at the White Devil Press know it. They're cheap enough to abuse, yet booky enough to make for fun reading! Buy a bunch and pass them out at church or at the next drug gang meet-up! Now there ...